Bad Words
Olivia comes to me tonight and whispers in my ear
“Is son of a bitch a bad word?”
“Yes Olivia it is.”
“Oh, I thought so.”
She leaves the bathroom, where I’m bathing her little sisters, and yells to her father “Daddy you shouldn’t say son of a bitch because it’s a bad word. Mommy says so. She says son of a bitch is a bad word.”
That’s right Olivia, try it on a little more.
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*snicker* Kids. Gotta love em
mrs. diamondNovember 2nd, 2004 at 3:37 pm
I think my wife are about equal in terms of teaching foul language by example.
The Zero BossNovember 2nd, 2004 at 4:38 pm
I am sorry for laughing…but isn’t that how they do it. :?::!:
DianeNovember 2nd, 2004 at 11:04 pm
Oh that is the best! My sister pulled one of those when we were little: “Daddy Jim, you shouldn’t say shit ’cause it’s a bad word, and when you want to say shit you should really try to think of another word that’s not shit, because shit is not a nice word to say so don’t say shit…” Too cute
LindseyNovember 3rd, 2004 at 1:51 am
My boy went through a bout of the “f” word when he was about 2 and half. We taught him to say “oh, man” instead. Then, whenever I took him to the grocery store, he would proudly tell the cashier, “Conner no say the fu**word no more. Conner say the oh man word instead.” I could have died every time, but I couldn’t get upset, because he was so proud of being good.
BTW-Enjoying your blog!
FelicityNovember 3rd, 2004 at 7:19 pm
HAHAHA! That was so funny!
KristineNovember 3rd, 2004 at 9:31 pm
I couldn’t help but laugh at this! Someone should have told my father it was a bad word too. SumBitch was my first “bad” word too. Unfortunatly we all start this way and by adulthood we have moved up to something far worse.
Just recently found your blog and rolled you. I’ve enjoyed my stay!
NicoleNovember 3rd, 2004 at 11:36 pm