My 9 yo son is writing a restraining order against a girl in his class. Seems she’s been bugging him every day at recess. You know, following him around everywhere and “harassing” him.

The funniest part?

He’s had a crush on this girl since Kindergarten. But says he doesn’t like her anymore. And he’s saving himself for the girls in high school.

Is it corny that I find this so cute? LOL