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Thanksgiving Cooking Funny

November 24, 2004 |

This is for all of you that are preparing your Thanksgiving feasts at home. When you’re opening a can of Carnation evaporated milk for one of your recipes just smile and think of this:

A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation… and when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with “Carnation Milk is best of all….” and she said, I know all about milk and dairy farms… I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house… a man got out and said, “Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use it….”

Here is her entry:

Carnation milk is best of all,
no tits to pull, no hay to haul
no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch,
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch


Comments

7 Comments so far

  1. Lindsey on November 24, 2004 3:35 pm

    Oh shit that was hysterical!!! Oh my god Julie, I’m totally cracking up here!

  2. Redneck Diva on November 24, 2004 4:29 pm

    BAH!!!

    I will SO crack up when making my pumpkin pies tomorrow! My husband is really going to worry about me when poking a hole in a can of milk throws me into crackup fits! I’m just too easy… lol

  3. Philip on November 24, 2004 6:46 pm

    Hey Jules, love the little turkey in the corner! Hope you have a great Thanksgiving!

  4. Kristine on November 24, 2004 11:01 pm

    Cute!:lol: Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!

  5. Nancy on November 25, 2004 11:30 am

    OK … ha ha and have a VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

  6. Michele on November 27, 2004 9:25 am

    HA!

    Happy Thanksgiving Julie!

  7. Autumn on November 28, 2004 12:28 pm

    :lol:Too flippin funny Jules!
    Have a nice weekend and HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

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